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Sometimes That Mountain is Just a Grain of Sand

Lana Del Rey for Madame Figaro #1

Lana Del Rey for Madame Figaro #1

posted 3 weeks ago with 8,598 notes

ofwnchesters:

no but guys

someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her

DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”

AND THEN

SHE RESPONDS

“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”

dONE

posted 3 weeks ago with 292,977 notes

peggingwithmalik:

miss-andrea:

Why the hell was there a black guy in Maleficent?

These people are living in medieval Europe very far detached from any sort of ocean or sea. I’d be amazed if they had even invented a boat yet. Where the hell did the black guy come from?

there were fairies, monsters created from roots, and a fucking crow that could shapeshift into a man in Maleficent and the most unrealistic thing to you in the entire movie was a black guy

posted 3 weeks ago with 110,675 notes

guiltyhipster:

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

posted 3 weeks ago with 240,095 notes

But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl! I mean, I get up, brush my teeth, and I pick out my school clothes!

posted 3 weeks ago with 15,398 notes

2014 FIFA World Cup: Round of 16 fixtures

posted 3 weeks ago with 85,182 notes

minim-calibre:

rashaka:

deareje:

vintageanchorbooks:

Mya Gosling and her succinct Shakespeare comics “In 3 Panels”. Achingly simple, these short comic strips provide a concise beginning-middle-end guide to many of Shakespeare’s classic and obscure works.

Well, you know…Shakespeare

damnit now i’m spoiled

Oh, god. Julius Caesar. I cannot stop laughing.

posted 1 month ago with 14,271 notes
gastrogirl:

fruity summer cupcakes.

gastrogirl:

fruity summer cupcakes.

posted 1 month ago with 1,223 notes

I’d give anything

to be the drunken thought

that you’ve kept

in the back of your mind

all this time

while sober.

- Connotativewords | jl | Shot in the Dark (via connotativewords)
posted 1 month ago with 4,568 notes

eatsass:

girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved

posted 1 month ago with 100,978 notes